[What a curious case of the pot calling the kettle black.]
Cute. [But enough is enough. He's not here to bicker with him. Better things to do.]
Can we get to the Q&A portion of this now? As much as I enjoy watching you struggle to come to terms with an alternate of yourself, I can't stand here waiting for you to calm down enough to have a serious conversation with me.
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Self-deprecation, really? Not a good look on you.
[ He's a comedy genius. ]
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Cute. [But enough is enough. He's not here to bicker with him. Better things to do.]
Can we get to the Q&A portion of this now? As much as I enjoy watching you struggle to come to terms with an alternate of yourself, I can't stand here waiting for you to calm down enough to have a serious conversation with me.
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[ This entire conversation is like nails on a chalkboard, but he's not gonna back down now that he's come this far. ]
Did you consider I didn't actually come here for a Q&A?
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[He has actually considered it, but he was giving him the benefit of the doubt here. No surprise that his expectations have not been met.]
What did you come here for then? [Humor him.]
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[ LOOK PAL... HE'S TRYING. ]
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Diplomacy. Right. [But he'll accept it.] Well, we've met. You can call me Tony or T. Whichever works better for you.
[See? He's trying too.]
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T, then. [ In a tone like he's being regretful, but fair: ] I've got a monopoly on the former, sure you understand.
[ What a shitheel. ]
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Sure. You've had it longer.