[ The party's left him in a particularly strange mood, which means he has to make sure Tony hasn't done anything completely outrageous. Or something like that. ]
[ peter gets on the ship and everything turns upside down.
well, not literally, but he doesn't really know where he is and he's sort of gleaned just the bare minimum of information, so he goes to do what he does best. which is to poke around in his MID. what he doesn't expect to find are certain familiar names, duplicated.
there are two tony starks and two james buchanan barneses and peter has no idea how the hell that happened, but. he goes out on a limb and picks one tony. ]
ok but why are there two of you??
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i mean hi mr. stark idk if you remember me (??) this is peter parker
[Wow, did he not expect to see Peter Parker here. He actually stares at the screen for a couple of beats, trying to determine if the universe is playing some crude joke on him, before he shoots back a quick reply.]
multiverse. i'm from the primary earth. he's my alt from another earth. it's a lot of complicated crap you don't really need to understand.
all you need to know is that there are different versions of the same people, individuals who look identical but otherwise have no connection to each other, and awesome sentient robots onboard.
but hey peter! can't really say if you're mine or an alt until i see you. it's still good to hear from you all the same. btw don't call me mr. stark. t will do.
[ please give him a few moments as he attempts to process everything in this text.
of course he knows the multiverse theory. before the whole aliens in new york city thing happened, he would have laughed it off as a bunch of bullshit that philosophers came up with. but thor and loki happened, and well. if asgard exists, why not, right?
but the other thing that sort of throws him is the hey peter! bit because he doesn't remember tony ever being that excited to see/hear from him?? granted, everything was happening and germany was a thing. regardless, he actually feels kind of embarrassed and weirdly happy like senpai noticed me and he's not entirely sure how to handle that right now. also what does "you're mine" even mean? is other him and tony in like. a relationship? are they like, a thing??
maybe he should stop thinking about that. anyway. ]
ok t thanks it's nice to hear from you too even if you're not the tony i know not that i think you're less cool or anything! sorry this is still kind of weird to process
[ Tony you've never been of service to her in your life. And vice versa. ]
Since you do not bother to pretend you do not know who I am, I am willing to hazard that we might benefit more from comparing notes on where we stand than we will on continuing the practice of distant observation. If only to establish a position going forward, as we are both involved in running aspects of this ship and may well have to cooperate with each other at some point.
Edited (I hated my grammar okay) 2016-10-20 04:05 (UTC)
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not gonna introduce yourself?
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you know who i am.
or at least you have an idea of who i am.
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sorry pal
if you really are me, you should know i'm way too paranoid to leave it at that
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how are you and stark doing?
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so you doin anythin? and if not, wanna do somethin with me?
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You having any fun yet?
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[Fortunately for Steve, Tony has yet to experience his type of fun because he's far too busy being an antisocial stick in the mud.]
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[ Because everyone needs to relax, and he figures anyone with the last name Stark would understand what that meant on occasion. ]
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and something to test water properties?
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for the thing to test water, just until we get to the next planet with water and fish and no one to tell me about them.
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well, not literally, but he doesn't really know where he is and he's sort of gleaned just the bare minimum of information, so he goes to do what he does best. which is to poke around in his MID. what he doesn't expect to find are certain familiar names, duplicated.
there are two tony starks and two james buchanan barneses and peter has no idea how the hell that happened, but. he goes out on a limb and picks one tony. ]
ok but why are there two of you??
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i mean hi mr. stark
idk if you remember me (??)
this is peter parker
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multiverse.
i'm from the primary earth. he's my alt from another earth.
it's a lot of complicated crap you don't really need to understand.
all you need to know is that there are different versions of the same people, individuals who look identical but otherwise have no connection to each other, and awesome sentient robots onboard.
but hey peter!
can't really say if you're mine or an alt until i see you.
it's still good to hear from you all the same.
btw don't call me mr. stark. t will do.
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of course he knows the multiverse theory. before the whole aliens in new york city thing happened, he would have laughed it off as a bunch of bullshit that philosophers came up with. but thor and loki happened, and well. if asgard exists, why not, right?
but the other thing that sort of throws him is the hey peter! bit because he doesn't remember tony ever being that excited to see/hear from him?? granted, everything was happening and germany was a thing. regardless, he actually feels kind of embarrassed and weirdly happy like senpai noticed me and he's not entirely sure how to handle that right now. also what does "you're mine" even mean? is other him and tony in like. a relationship? are they like, a thing??
maybe he should stop thinking about that. anyway. ]
ok t
thanks it's nice to hear from you too even if you're not the tony i know
not that i think you're less cool or anything!
sorry this is still kind of weird to process
is uh
your peter 15?
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gomen for the delay
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how can i be of service?
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Since you do not bother to pretend you do not know who I am, I am willing to hazard that we might benefit more from comparing notes on where we stand than we will on continuing the practice of distant observation. If only to establish a position going forward, as we are both involved in running aspects of this ship and may well have to cooperate with each other at some point.
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Is she really being endorsed by Carol?
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